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  • If hard work is the key

    If hard work is the key

    If hard work is the key to success, most people…

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  • I shock myself with the smart stuff

    I shock myself with the smart stuff

    Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say…

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  • How introverts make friends

    How introverts make friends

    How introverts make friends: 10% They don’t. 90% An extrovert…

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  • I still want to be invited

    I still want to be invited

    LISTEN, I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I’M NOT…

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  • Common sense is like deodorant

    Common sense is like deodorant

    Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it…

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  • Multitasking: Screwing Up

    Multitasking: Screwing Up

    Multitasking: Screwing up several thing’s at once. If you try…

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  • What inspires you

    What inspires you

    “What inspires you to get out of bed every day?”…

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  • I got called pretty

    I got called pretty

    I got called “Pretty” today! Well, actually the full statement…

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  • When someone says expect the unexpected

    When someone says expect the unexpected

    When someone says: “Expect the unexpected” Slap them and say:…

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  • My level of sarcasm

    My level of sarcasm

    My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where…

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  • I love getting cute little morning texts

    I love getting cute little morning texts

    I love getting cute little morning texts like: “Your order…

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  • Dear maths

    Dear maths

    Dear Maths, I am tired of finding your x. Just…

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  • Life is not a fairy tale

    Life is not a fairy tale

    “Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your…

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  • I think you are suffering

    I think you are suffering

    “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin…

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  • I’m a leader, not a follower

    I’m a leader, not a follower

    “I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s dark, then…

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  • Life is exactly like a game of chess

    Life is exactly like a game of chess

    “Life is exactly like a game of chess. I don’t…

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  • What a year

    What a year

    “What a year this week has been!” This week felt…

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  • Roses are red

    Roses are red

    “Roses are red, I’m going to bed.” Sleep plans trump…

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  • One more deep breath

    One more deep breath

    “I’m only one more ‘Deep Breath’ away from throwing a…

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  • Never do the same mistake

    Never do the same mistake

    “Never do the same mistake twice unless he’s hot.” Mistakes…

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  • You were my cup of tea

    You were my cup of tea

    “You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne…

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  • I always regret

    I always regret

    “I always regret the plans I made when I was…

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  • I’m stuck between

    I’m stuck between

    “I’m stuck between ‘I need to save money’ & ‘You…

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  • Life is short

    Life is short

    “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” Life’s…

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  • Life is a soup

    Life is a soup

    “Life is a soup and I’m a fork.” Life sometimes…

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  • Some people just need

    Some people just need

    “Some people just need a high-five in the face with…

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  • Take my advice

    Take my advice

    “Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.” This statement…

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